An Open Letter to Stupid People

Hey, you! EGGHEAD! Yes, I’m talking to you, tough guy. Mr. Auto Mechanic with your Fu Manchu mustache, Popeye forearms and weathered skin like leather. You who could beat me senseless by just looking at me. You, sir, are an idiot. So are you, little old lady with the lavender, polyester pants and fluffy white [...]