Happy Get Over Yourself Day: Church Cookbook recipes
I'm honestly so sick of my own throbbing numbness and waves of grief that I've decided to get off my self-constructed Pity Pot and do something to better this world. And what's better than food? So I rummaged through my mom's old church cookbooks and found a mouthwatering recipe that I think would cheer anybody up: Black Globs. PERFECT name, yes? Practically screams "choke me happy with refreshment."
Black Globs
1/2 c carob powder
1/2 c honey
1/2 c natural peanut butter (Skippy, my ass)
1/2 c sunflower seeds
1/2 c sesame seeds
1/4 c wheat germ (available at all fine wheat germ stores everywhere) 1/4 c soya grits (uhm what now?)
sweetened coconut crumbs (WTH is that? Shredded coconut, perhaps? Not a clue.)
Blend everything except the coconut crumbs, into a tar-like substance and form tar into balls (aka globs). THEN roll in the coconut crumbs. Refrigerate, and apparently keep them refrigerated because the globs are likely to revert to their natural tar-like state. Amuse yourself by hucking globs from car window when you pick your kid up from school.*
(*No not really.)
Halloween dessert table
Here's the dessert table I put together for Halloween. A ton of work went into this sucker, and in the end, we only got one blurry pic. :^)
Dessert table
A few weeks back I made a dessert table for a friend's baby shower. Can I state flatly how I love that Instagram makes things always look more better?
Can it, would ya?

Apart from all the cooking and household tidying and laundry and scrubbing of the kitchen and organizing my pantry, I took some time out on Sunday to get my ye olde fashiony groove on. Sometimes I really dig on the 1940s housewife thing, and this was one of those weekends. My weekly grocery shopping trip was marked by a visit to Simonian Farms, and the procurement of a nice basket of peaches.
I’ve gotten into canning this summer. Canning always seemed like this magically difficult thing my mother did when I was a child. There were pots bubbling and brines brewing and much kerchief wearing and Bert Bacharach-on-the-stereo-ing. My father loved to garden; between our big family and his do-it-yourself-ish-ness, we had a veritable vegetable plethora of edibles. And mom’s prowess was to take said massive plethora and make it all last into the seasons ahead. The key? Canning.
While I planted a various veggies this year, my little “garden” didn’t turn out to be nearly the haul my father would usher forth. So I’ve been hitting the farmer stands and utilizing the cost effectiveness of their fresh veg to get some canning done all on my own. And let me tell you: I love it. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble—and I end up with quarts of tomatoes and pickles and jams all ready to use in the months ahead. I am so my mother’s daughter… sans kerchief and Bacharach.
This weekend I put up 3-quarts of peaches. It was fairly easy. Here’s how I did it:
1) Sterilize the jars and lids. Do this by boiling them for 5 minutes.
2) Create a simple syrup for the peaches by dissolving 3 cups of sugar to a quart of boiling water.
3) Skin the peaches: Drop peaches in boiling water (more boiling—canning is a warm process!) for about 30 to 45 seconds. Pull them out and put them in a bath of icy water. The boiling water will loosen the skins, making peeling MUCH easier; the cold water will stop the peaches from continuing to cook.
4) Halve the peaches and remove the pit.
5) Place peaches in sterilized jars.
6) Pout the simple syrup over the peaches and fill the jar to about ½ inch from the top. Cover the jars with lids and seal tightly.
7) Place jars back into boiling water, making sure the jars are completely submerged; there should be at least an inch of water above the jar.
8 ) Process jars (meaning: boil them in this way) for 30-minutes for quarts, or 25-minutes for pints.
When finished, remove the jars and let them cool. Once the lids suck down, they’re sealed.
As I’m no expert, be sure to check out these helpful sites for tips and basic rules to canning.
Enjoy!
Make it do
Simply Canning
Cake Batter Pancakes
Completely snaked this recipe from How Sweet it is, only because I needed to save it somewhere's for the weekend. GO check out the original post!
Cake Batter Pancakes
makes about 12 pancakes
1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cup yellow cake mix
1 tablespoon sugar
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
pinch of salt
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1-2 cups milk (I used vanilla almond milk)
assorted sprinkles
Combine flour, cake mix, baking powder, sugar and salt in a bowl and mix. Add 1 cup of milk, egg and vanilla extract and stir until smooth. You want the batter to look like regular pancake batter; not too thin, not too thick. This will vary greatly on the brand of cake mix you use. Start with 1 cup of milk and add more if needed. I suggest a small taste test as well to see if the pancakes are flavored enough.
Preheat a skillet on medium heat (I use an electric grilled and turn it to 250 degrees). Fold desired amount of sprinkles into batter. Pour batter in 1/4 cup measurements onto skillet and let cook until bubbles form on top, about 2-3 minutes. Flip and cook for 1 minute more. Serve with vanilla glaze.
Glaze
1 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tablespoon milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
assorted sprinkles
Mix milk, extract and powdered sugar until glaze forms. You may need to add a little more sugar or water/milk to reach desired consistency. Mix into glaze and drizzle on pancakes.




Perpetually anxious/simultaneously exhausted mom of a blended family of 7 kids & 2 pets. Writer about same. Wife to one amazingly patient husband. Drinker of wine. 




