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27Dec/10Off

Oh good lord, Amazon




Isn't it enough I actually used your services at all this year despite swearing off of them for life after experiencing the WORST customer service debacle in the history of online purchases-- do I have to now withstand the constant barrage of ONE LAST-MINUTE GIFT IDEA and FREE SAME-DAY INSTANT SHIPPING and SUPER DUPER SAVINGS AWAIT e-mails?

I'm getting like 40 a day now. You're worse than my college stalker ex-boyfriend (though slightly more charming). Leave. Me. Be.

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  1. “unsubscribe” doesn’t work?

  2. I just checked, because I remembered I’ve used it before, they have a pretty thorough email preferences page at https://www.amazon.com/gp/gss/ccp?ie=UTF8&ref_=ya_21&


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