Hello, wishes.

The weekend is breathing down my neck.

I am not complaining-- if anything is going to breathe on my neck (besides my husband), I'd want it to be the weekend. That said, I'm having trouble with the concept of time right now.

I want time to speed up but just for a little bit because I want the weekend to arrive. But I then want it to immediately slow down, so I can enjoy every tiny second of my time off, and then I want it to speed up again starting Monday at 8:00 a.m. BUT ONLY FOR SOME PEOPLE, like, the bank, for example, who will process our deposits and business will progress but otherwise it can slow down, for the evenings, so I can enjoy the sunsets with my kids.

I guess what I'm asking for here is some kind of time bending object that makes my personal time move slowly while business time-- like the bank, and the IRS, and when I'm at work, etc.-- moves more quickly.

So while you guys are making that happen, I'd also like to win the lottery.

KTHXBAI.