Halloween: Have it your way
Happy autumn everybody! The air is crisp, the leaves are turning and who am I kidding it’s going to be 100 flipping degrees again today.
“Autumn” is what happens back east. In Fresno, it’s known as, “Hot.” Our other season, “Fog,” is still a few months away. That said, the sudden appearances of Spirit stores and [...]
How to keep the sexy in your marriage
I like to think of my blog as a place to impart wisdom. Here’s some wisdom. Heed it. Wisely.
1) Have sex whenever the children aren’t home. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE MOMENT of freedom you can get. Kid-free time is pretty much your only chance to get your groove on while also not mortifying [...]
I loves me my Sneezey
I was at the beach, enjoying a fruity drink and laughing with friends over my massive lottery winnings when suddenly “BluEH-HA!” The sound was stunning.
Instantly the Caribbean shoreline was gone; my friends had been replaced by total darkness. There was a snurgely sound. A huffy breathing. My eyes shot open and I was facing [...]
Learning to ride
Maybe it was the weather, or the smell in the air, or the fact that I’d consumed the exact right amount of caffeine, but I declared that fateful Saturday morning the day we were removing our 6-year-old’s training wheels. It would be the day she would learn to ride a bike.
So here’s a thing…
I’ve never thought of myself as attractive, “hot,” or in any way that otherwise remotely defines me, as a person, by my looks. When forced to define it, I suppose I am a sufficiently attractive individual.
This missive is not by any stretch of the imagination a hunt for compliments. I am being frank. I am [...]
