13-year old father. Eww. Eww. Eww.

There are no words. Well, except the ones my brain cannot stop screaming.

From Momlogic:

"Baby-faced Alfie Patten may be 13 years old, but he looks like he's 8 -- and just a few days ago, he became a first-time father. His much larger 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman, just gave birth to their 7 lb. 3 oz. bouncing baby girl, Maisie Roxanne, reports the UK's Sun newspaper."

I. cannot. fathom. What... how... What are their parents going through? How will these kids function?

"Alfie and Chantelle had a one-time sexual encounter when Alfie was 12. What was Alfie's reaction when he found out Chantelle was pregnant? "I thought it would be good to have a baby," said Alfie in a prepubescent voice that has yet to break."

Honestly. No words. Except that my brother once had a chihuahua puppy named "Alfie" that was slightly larger than this now-dad. And his girlfriend looks like she could crush him in a hug, and she is petite. AND THEY ARE PARENTS.