As sometimes happens, buying things – which deals with money (something we don’t have a lot of) – occasionally requires returns. Dealing with returns means dealing with customer service people. Lately, I’ve been on either end of the spectrum when it comes to my customer service experience. Thumbs down: Target. My son bought a video [...]
I am not a mathematician. I am not an accountant. It is not easy for me to manage my finances, but I try very, very hard. And because of this challenge, I take great pride in being able to maintain my accounts and pay bills on time. (*knocks on wood*) Occasionally I make mistakes. And [...]
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in at this steady pace. Alas, a new day, changing all time! And though our yesterdays were lighted with fools Now on their way to dusty death, tomorrow begins afresh. Shine on, needed candle! History’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his final hour [...]
I do. I completely do. And I have no idea how I ever missed this delicious bit of evisceration, but it makes me so, so happy.
Alas, hell hath frozen over. The porcine have grown wings and are taking flying lessons. Slim has abandoned None, turned around and come back into town. My partner-in-crime has asked me to be his wife and amazingly– shockingly– I agreed to become a man’s chattel once again. And he will become my chattel too, I [...]