Meme: Seven things you didn’t know about me.

I got this meme passed to me, wherein I was to detail seven things you likely would not know about me. I am such a ridiculous chatterbox that I honestly couldn’t think of anything that people didn’t know about me, so I avoided the task for while. I scraped the barrel, but I think I found a few. Thanks @goaliegirl.

In any event…

6) I fear chipping my teeth. I have such a ridiculously gummy smile and such a wide mouth, I fear events that would cause dental chippage. But not just any event. Just the ridiculously simple events that we complete daily that we have taken for granted. Like stairs. Every time I walk down a staircase I fear I will somehow knock my teeth right outta my gaping maw. That’s why I

5) Always walk down a staircase with my lips pulled down tight over my teeth.

4) I love excavating a clogged pore. I’m not a profiler, I don’t see color. White, black– it makes no difference to the type of “head” that I will squeeze into oblivion. And whether it is on my face or my partner’s back is inconsequential: the level of joy is equal.

3) I hate trying on clothes. Call me a traitor to my gender– I don’t care. The whole act of getting undressed, redressed, posing, undressing, redressing– all in tiny rooms with over-bright lights with clown mirrors: hate it. Had I the money and time, I’d just as soon buy two different sizes and return the wrong/ugly one later. Alas, lacking both defines why I have a really shabby wardrobe.

2) I hate TGI Fridays. And Red Robin. And Applebees. The Elephant Bar is as close as I get to even partial enjoyment of “flair” venues, and even that is sometimes pushing it. Think of it like this:
Restaurant: Flair Venue :: Merchandise : Made in China.

1) I love a good radio show, even if I totally disagree with the show’s content. I like the background chatter. In fact, I once drove from Fresno to Carmichael learning how to overcome a Satanic attack. I’m not an Xtian, but this was such good information. Good thing for AM radio, else this information could have been lost to the ages. (Advice: Always go for the nose first.)

7) I’m always late. And I always rewrite.

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