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Campfire Stories: The Most Horrible Story of All
We sat around the campfire, telling ghost stories of one kind or another. There was the one where the couple on Lover’s Lane end up with the hook in the door; the one where the escaped mental patient shows up at the campfire itself, to the terror of the campfire listeners; and then my children’s [...]
An Open Letter to Stupid People
Hey, you! EGGHEAD!
Yes, I’m talking to you, tough guy. Mr. Auto Mechanic with your Fu Manchu mustache, Popeye forearms and weathered skin like leather. You who could beat me senseless by just looking at me.
You, sir, are an idiot.
So are you, little old lady with the lavender, polyester pants and fluffy white hair that matches [...]
Procrastinators: Read this… eventually.
I stare at the page, and it stares at me. We regard each other amicably enough, though I know the page is thinking nasty thoughts, and if I listen close enough I am pretty sure it’s got a potty mouth.
Right when I decide that it’s time to begin, that I need to start writing down [...]
Three Tiers for Mr. Jarman!
J cakeOriginally uploaded by girlmonkey
Hip, hip, hooray!Hip, hip, hooray!Hip, hip, hooray!I baked this cake last week for Harrison’s teacher.
