From the AP Wire: WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office says Rush Limbaugh has been arrested on prescription fraud charges.
From my friend:BryanZFresno: the fact that anyone listens to what comes slobbering its way out of his gob makes me quiver.
Sunday, 16 April, 2006: 0800 hours PST.
The house is silent. The start of operations delayed due to middle-of-the-night sleep interruptions (coughing ten-year old, wee-weeing two-year old), I rouse myself by imagining the coffee pot has been set and the delicious brew awaits my glugging. Cruel, cruel hoax… No coffee awaits. Neither do I have [...]
Dear Trevor,
Thirteen years ago, almost on this very night, I laid in bed wondering, “Will this pregnancy ever *&%$@# end?!?” You see, I was young– I’d just turned 23 and had graduated from college the summer before. I still thought the sun and the moon and all the stars rose and set and performed their [...]
Got this e-mail from a friend. Cracked me up. No idea who wrote it, but I do appreciate the irony.
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What You Need To Believe To Be A Republican:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s [...]
Sleepy pizza face Originally uploaded by girlm0nkey.