Bowling day blues
(E-mail to Charity Bowling Participants)“Just an fyi, if you’re on the clock – which I’m sure we’ll all be – there’s no drinking at this event, per (company name withheld) regulations.“BryanZFresno: No drinking at the bowling event … but can we go do some lines behind the bowling alley off a crackwhore’s chest before we [...]
My exciting life.
Tonight is Monday night.
I made a crockpot chicken.I will…… probably do some laundry.…possibly ruminate over recent changes in my physical appearance.… likely be scolded by the Empress of All.… likely scold the ne’er do homeworkers of the house.…maybe do a little vacuuming. Mmmaaaybe.…maybe, maybe, MAYBE bathe a dog or two.…definitely drag the trash out to [...]
Uh oh.
I was reading the newspaper today– something that every good citizen should do daily– where I came upon the following nubbin:
“Riding for the first-year Toyota-United team, Haedo completed the 130.7-mile stage — longest of the tour — in 4 hours, 41 minutes, 2 seconds. That’s a little more than 24 mph.”
I rode everything above [...]
You are what you eat.
Apparently I am composed entirely of Snickers Minis and Cheetos.
My friend can swim 100 laps.
My friend, like many of my friends, is amazing. She is witty and stylish; she is smart and curious; she is wise and passionate and clever, and oh yeah– she’s 13.
And my friend can swim 100 laps.
In water.
This is what I hear– second-hand– and I believe it to be true. It might be a slight [...]
